It's been a long time since I have written/typed any blog posts, and I'm not sure why I decided to write/type one today. I should be doing homework of some kind, or at least ignoring it and doing nothing with my friends but instead here I am. Today was a weird day, but not really I have days like this every once and a while. Days where I question my life situation and what I should be doing.
I feel stagnant, like I want to be doing more AMAZING things. Whenever I have a day like this I usually end up making some kind of temporary life change to sate my hunger for AMAZING things. I will find myself picking up random hobbies and running with them for a while before I settle back into a groove of stagnation and have another day like this. I like this about myself, I like trying all kinds of things, but my directionless passion results in a lack of conviction. I feel like this is a pretty human condition though, but if anything that just makes me feel worse. I don't want to sit here in stagnation. I WANT TO CONQUER THE WORLD.
My inability to settle on a path and stop moving all over the place creates my stagnation. That's stupid.
Today I watched Ender's Game. It was a pretty good take on the book. Ender has this thing where in his process of trying to defeat something, he will grow to love it through the understanding required to defeat it. I think that's a pretty good definition of love, understanding something so fully that you grow to love it the way it loves itself. Totally irrelevant to the movie though, its super dark and serious.
Well idk I think I am done. Love you.
Beau Elliott
Sunday, November 3, 2013
Thursday, November 22, 2012
T-gives Bro
Happy Thanksgiving blog readers! I am thankful for you guys who read my blog. I am sure you guys are thankful for my blog, it probably makes your life ten times better every time you read it. Who am I kidding? It probably makes it ELEVEN times better. How has your Thanksgiving been? You can comment and respond to that question but you probably won't so just imagine that I am sitting right next to you and have a conversation with imaginary me about it. You can also talk to imaginary me about whatever you feel like, he has nothing better to do.
I AM THANKFUL FOR PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING. That's how I am so happy and amazing all the time. What are you thankful for? Me? Really? You are too kind. I get to have THREE Thanksgivings. Jealous? You should be. The first took place at my cousins house. This Thanksgiving was the most awkward of the three considering I don't enjoy my cousins company very much. OH but this was the first time my cousins saw my older sister's nose ring. I told them they had nothing to worry about because she "nose" what she is doing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The second took place at my house with just me, my older sister, and my step-dad. It was pretty awesome because I DJed and I actually got to eat food. (my cousins food has a reputation for making me sick so I didn't take the risk.) We talked about deep family stuff and it was all pretty thug. The final Thanksgiving will take place at my dad's and we will be eating dessert. This hasn't happened yet though so I don't really have too much to say about it. Well actually I guess I can make some predictions about how it will go. I am gonna go ahead and try to make up a conversation that will likely happen.
"HEY DAD" - Me
"I MADE PIE" - Dad
"ARGGGGH" - Sage (my little sister)
"WHERE IS CIERA?" - Dad
"I AM AT MY BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE." - Ciera (my older sister)
"LAME." - Dad
"THANKS FOR THE PIE." - Me
"GARRRRRRRGH." - Sage
"THANKSGIVING." - Dad
"The end." - Narrator
In other news I have to work tomorrow and its black Friday. Super excited about that. I spilled coffee on my laptop and now whenever I try to push "s" I have to like pound the keyboard in order for it to work. I went to Sadie's dancey thing and it was fantastic BUT I SUCK AT MINI GOLF. Good thing that it isn't an important life skill. K cool bye guys enjoy conversations with imaginary me.
I AM THANKFUL FOR PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING. That's how I am so happy and amazing all the time. What are you thankful for? Me? Really? You are too kind. I get to have THREE Thanksgivings. Jealous? You should be. The first took place at my cousins house. This Thanksgiving was the most awkward of the three considering I don't enjoy my cousins company very much. OH but this was the first time my cousins saw my older sister's nose ring. I told them they had nothing to worry about because she "nose" what she is doing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The second took place at my house with just me, my older sister, and my step-dad. It was pretty awesome because I DJed and I actually got to eat food. (my cousins food has a reputation for making me sick so I didn't take the risk.) We talked about deep family stuff and it was all pretty thug. The final Thanksgiving will take place at my dad's and we will be eating dessert. This hasn't happened yet though so I don't really have too much to say about it. Well actually I guess I can make some predictions about how it will go. I am gonna go ahead and try to make up a conversation that will likely happen.
"HEY DAD" - Me
"I MADE PIE" - Dad
"ARGGGGH" - Sage (my little sister)
"WHERE IS CIERA?" - Dad
"I AM AT MY BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE." - Ciera (my older sister)
"LAME." - Dad
"THANKS FOR THE PIE." - Me
"GARRRRRRRGH." - Sage
"THANKSGIVING." - Dad
"The end." - Narrator
In other news I have to work tomorrow and its black Friday. Super excited about that. I spilled coffee on my laptop and now whenever I try to push "s" I have to like pound the keyboard in order for it to work. I went to Sadie's dancey thing and it was fantastic BUT I SUCK AT MINI GOLF. Good thing that it isn't an important life skill. K cool bye guys enjoy conversations with imaginary me.
Friday, November 16, 2012
Feeling Fantastic, Lying, and Climbing Out Windows
I FEEL FANTASTIC. Obviously. I mean you read the post title didn't you? Anyways, I am pretty sure its my new CD mix. ITS A REALLY GOOD MIX and I definitely think that it has contributed to this fantasticness I have been feeling the past week or so. I have been drawing more, painting more, guitaring more, working out more, and like doing a MILLION other great things more. And I just want to LEARN EVERYTHING and DO EVERYTHING. That's how I feel lately blog reading friends. You guys should totally start feeling fantastic too. It's like super great.
I LIED. The only time I feel really comfortable lying is when I lie to a teacher when my future is on the line. I am sure you guys understand. If you don't that's okay too.(Jk screw you guys.) So I lied to my teacher. I had this take home test thing due (it's worth like half my grade) but I left it at home and the teacher told me I could just bring it to his office and he would accept it the next day. He told me where his office was and I wrote it down in my notebook so I wouldn't forget. The next day I realized that I had no idea where the place I wrote down was because I suck at directions. After several failed attempts at finding it I gave up and waited for the next class. It turned out that the next two classes were CANCELED. So I was way stressed about it being super late. Finally class came around and I had prepared THE PERFECT LIE. (in retrospect I probably could have just told him that I couldn't find his classroom.) I was going to tell him that I didnt know where his class room was so one of my friends offered to turn it in for me because he knew where it was. By saying this my teacher would blame my non-existent friend and NOT ME BWAHAHAHA. So when he came by me in class I asked "Did you get my test? My friend said he turned it in for me." IT WAS PERFECT and I had the most innocent smile on my face! My acting was SUPERB. I then awaited his response knowing that I would soon be able to turn in my test and make everything right again. BUT. He looked at me with a polite smile and said "Oh yeah I graded it this morning." HE LIED TO ME TOO.
Man that story was crazy. I CLIMBED ONTO MY ROOF. It was wonderful. Except I climbed out of the small bathroom window with no screen because taking the screen off and putting it back on is hard. The window was far too small so I ended up having to do this ridiculous hand stand reverse leg climb out of the window technique. IT WAS AWESOME. Then I sat on my roof and listened to music and thought about how FANTASTIC EVERYTHING IS. And I also thought about how I was totes going to blog about it. And I thought about how hard it was going to be to get back in. When I finally climbed back in I LOOKED LIKE AN INTRUDER HAHA. I was climbing into a little window from the second story of my house. So then I just decided to rob my own house, I ate all my food, and took all of my money. Poor me.
K BAI.
Love, Beau
I LIED. The only time I feel really comfortable lying is when I lie to a teacher when my future is on the line. I am sure you guys understand. If you don't that's okay too.(Jk screw you guys.) So I lied to my teacher. I had this take home test thing due (it's worth like half my grade) but I left it at home and the teacher told me I could just bring it to his office and he would accept it the next day. He told me where his office was and I wrote it down in my notebook so I wouldn't forget. The next day I realized that I had no idea where the place I wrote down was because I suck at directions. After several failed attempts at finding it I gave up and waited for the next class. It turned out that the next two classes were CANCELED. So I was way stressed about it being super late. Finally class came around and I had prepared THE PERFECT LIE. (in retrospect I probably could have just told him that I couldn't find his classroom.) I was going to tell him that I didnt know where his class room was so one of my friends offered to turn it in for me because he knew where it was. By saying this my teacher would blame my non-existent friend and NOT ME BWAHAHAHA. So when he came by me in class I asked "Did you get my test? My friend said he turned it in for me." IT WAS PERFECT and I had the most innocent smile on my face! My acting was SUPERB. I then awaited his response knowing that I would soon be able to turn in my test and make everything right again. BUT. He looked at me with a polite smile and said "Oh yeah I graded it this morning." HE LIED TO ME TOO.
Man that story was crazy. I CLIMBED ONTO MY ROOF. It was wonderful. Except I climbed out of the small bathroom window with no screen because taking the screen off and putting it back on is hard. The window was far too small so I ended up having to do this ridiculous hand stand reverse leg climb out of the window technique. IT WAS AWESOME. Then I sat on my roof and listened to music and thought about how FANTASTIC EVERYTHING IS. And I also thought about how I was totes going to blog about it. And I thought about how hard it was going to be to get back in. When I finally climbed back in I LOOKED LIKE AN INTRUDER HAHA. I was climbing into a little window from the second story of my house. So then I just decided to rob my own house, I ate all my food, and took all of my money. Poor me.
K BAI.
Love, Beau
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Paint Paint Paint
Now that I have gotten those introductory posts out of the way I can really get into some hardcore blogging action. Today's post is going to be about painting and how AMAZING it is. Like really guys you should all just start painting because its super fun. I painted my first painting around last February, it was a firework I will post it on here at some point to show you guys. Then last July I finally decided to use the second canvas (the canvas I got for the firework painting came in a double pack) then from that point on I just started painting all the time.
.JPG)
Above you can observe some of my paintings. OBSERVE THEM AND BE IMPRESSED. And if you don't like them then shut up you are wrong. The top left one I painted for my friend Brittany who moved to Hawaii for school. The top right one I painted for my friend Austin who also moved for school. Then the bottom one is just like a mountain, you know because people are into that kind of stuff. I have a ton more paintings I will probably post at some point.
START PAINTING GUYS. Then show me your paintings and be like "BRO. I totally painted this." It will be great! And then buy me white paint because I am out of it. Also I am out of canvas paper so that would be nice too. K have a good day guys this blog post is over.
Love, Beau
.JPG)
Above you can observe some of my paintings. OBSERVE THEM AND BE IMPRESSED. And if you don't like them then shut up you are wrong. The top left one I painted for my friend Brittany who moved to Hawaii for school. The top right one I painted for my friend Austin who also moved for school. Then the bottom one is just like a mountain, you know because people are into that kind of stuff. I have a ton more paintings I will probably post at some point.
START PAINTING GUYS. Then show me your paintings and be like "BRO. I totally painted this." It will be great! And then buy me white paint because I am out of it. Also I am out of canvas paper so that would be nice too. K have a good day guys this blog post is over.
Love, Beau
Sunday, November 11, 2012
How to Make a Blog
HELLO. My name is Beau Elliott, though I am sure you already know that. Welcome to the first post of my first blog! I am glad you decided to read it, even if you only make it through these first few sentences.
YOU SUCK, don't worry I will take that insult back at a random point in this entry, hopefully that will motivate you to keep reading. I decided to make a blog pretty spontaneously. Like I was gonna write about why I started it in this first paragraph but then I realized that I have no idea what made me want to make a blog.
So you may have noticed that the topic of this first post is "How to Make a Blog", well congratulations on noticing that! You might be thinking something like,
"LOL. Omg Beau has no experience in making blogs! Who does he think he is acting like such a hip blogger extraordinaire. I hate him. What a terrible rotten human."
Well that was rude of you to think. I have a blog now don't I? So obviously I know how to make one. Plus who can relate with people who are trying to make a blog better than someone who just made one like 5 minutes ago? So shut up. I know what I am doing.
STEP ONE. Go to blogger.com and make a blog.
Congratulations! Now please contact me somehow and tell me to come read your blog because you read mine and that means you are really fantastic and I want to read more about how fantastic you are. I am gonna be a pretty avid blogger so if you guys are pickin' up what I am puttin' down become a loyal reader of my blog. That would be super awesome. I am going to be talking about ALL KINDS OF THINGS and I will go ahead and list some of those things bellow,
Myself (I am super interesting)
My thoughts on things and stuff
My thoughts on my thoughts of things and stuff
Musicy things (Don't worry I have the best taste like ever)
Art stuff (I am like a professional artist pretty much)
Pretty much just everything everyone wants to read about.
I hope you are as excited about my blog as I am!!!!! I am sure you are. I will be posting again soon so look forward to it and thank you so much for reading!!!!
HAHA. I am not going to take that insult back.
Love, Beau
YOU SUCK, don't worry I will take that insult back at a random point in this entry, hopefully that will motivate you to keep reading. I decided to make a blog pretty spontaneously. Like I was gonna write about why I started it in this first paragraph but then I realized that I have no idea what made me want to make a blog.
So you may have noticed that the topic of this first post is "How to Make a Blog", well congratulations on noticing that! You might be thinking something like,
"LOL. Omg Beau has no experience in making blogs! Who does he think he is acting like such a hip blogger extraordinaire. I hate him. What a terrible rotten human."
Well that was rude of you to think. I have a blog now don't I? So obviously I know how to make one. Plus who can relate with people who are trying to make a blog better than someone who just made one like 5 minutes ago? So shut up. I know what I am doing.
STEP ONE. Go to blogger.com and make a blog.
Congratulations! Now please contact me somehow and tell me to come read your blog because you read mine and that means you are really fantastic and I want to read more about how fantastic you are. I am gonna be a pretty avid blogger so if you guys are pickin' up what I am puttin' down become a loyal reader of my blog. That would be super awesome. I am going to be talking about ALL KINDS OF THINGS and I will go ahead and list some of those things bellow,
Myself (I am super interesting)
My thoughts on things and stuff
My thoughts on my thoughts of things and stuff
Musicy things (Don't worry I have the best taste like ever)
Art stuff (I am like a professional artist pretty much)
Pretty much just everything everyone wants to read about.
I hope you are as excited about my blog as I am!!!!! I am sure you are. I will be posting again soon so look forward to it and thank you so much for reading!!!!
HAHA. I am not going to take that insult back.
Love, Beau
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)